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That movie again

No, I’m not going to see it. And no, I still don’t get it.

I have noticed though, that the backlash has begun. Check this from Laurie Penny in the New Statesman:

Girl power is over. The release of the second Sex and the City film, in which four rich Americans analyse their marriages on a boringly opulent girls’ holiday to Abu Dhabi, sounds the death-knell for a pernicious strain of bourgeois sex-and-shopping feminism that should have been buried long ago at the crossroads of women’s liberation with a spiked Manolo heel through its shrivelled heart.

Any woman who claims not to enjoy Sex and the City is still considered to be either abnormal or fibbing, at least by a certain strain of highly-paid fashion columnist whose lives probably bear an unusual resemblance to that of the show’s protagonist, lifestyle writer Carrie Bradshaw. For the young women of my generation, however, Sex and the City’s vision of individual female empowerment rings increasingly hollow, predicated as it is upon conspicuous consumption, the possession of a rail-thin Caucasian body type, and the type of oblivious largesse that employs faceless immigrant women as servants.

What young women want and need today is secure gainful employment, the right to equal work, the right to make decisions about our bodies and sex lives without moral intimidation, and the right to be treated as full human beings even if we are not beautiful, skinny, white and wealthy.

And The New York Times had this to say:

[...]the ugly smell of unexamined privilege hangs over this film like the smoke from cheap incense. Over cosmos in their private bar, Charlotte and Miranda commiserate about the hardships of motherhood and then raise their glasses to moms who “don’t have help,” by which they mean paid servants. Later the climactic crisis raises the specter either of Samantha going to jail or the friends having to fly home in coach, and it’s not altogether clear which prospect they regard as more dreadful. [...] Yes, it’s supposed to be fun. And over the years audiences have had the kind of fun that comes from easy immersion in someone else’s career, someone else’s sex life, someone else’s clothes. But “Sex and the City 2” is about someone else’s boredom, someone else’s vacation and ultimately someone else’s desire to exploit that vicarious pleasure for profit. Which isn’t much fun at all.

Now the real question for me is, why did it take nigh a decade for this stuff to get written? It’s all just as true now as it was when I was stomping my feet over it way back in the early naughties.


A movie idea

Pretty much everyone has seen the Jude Apatow films where the plot revolves around a group of male Gen Y slackers – dudes without careers or partners or anything resembling ‘adult’ normative behavior.

My question is: why is there no female equivalent to these films? Where are the groups of slacker girlfriends?

Apatow’s films are sexist, but the displays of male friendships outside of the normal gay/straight binary in these films is important – it doesn’t make up for all the rubbish in between, but it’s worth acknowledging.

I wonder: why does hollywood have so much difficulty imaging a female subculture that’s not about buying purses, shoes, and wedding dresses?

Discuss.


To live her life

Before there was Scarlett Jo, there was Anna Karina. We first met when I was a romantically struggling undergraduate, and although other iconic film stars have seized hold of me since, I hold a special place for this particular muse of the french new wave.

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Nearly all young men (and some old ones as well) have a kind of quasi-romantic fascination with some or other hollywood starlet (or starlets as the case may be). Although many men are loath to admit it, you can learn a lot about a guy by finding out who his favorite actresses are.

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Why Anna, you might ask? Well, because she is beautiful obviously. But not the kind of over-stated, augmented beautiful that seems to be everywhere these days. Her beauty is cool, collected, intelligent, dark. Kind of dysphoric rather than euphoric. There is courage here, but also empathy, and whimsy, and perhaps even a little cruelty, certainly pain.

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My first encounter with Anna Karenia was in Goddard’s Vivre sa Vie, a role in which she plays, as per Wikipedia:

a young Parisian woman who abandons her marriage and a child in order to pursue a career as an actress. Faced with financial troubles she drifts into prostitution. Nana believes she makes this choice of her own free will, but the film emphasizes the social structure that forces the poor into such situations, and builds to a tragic conclusion.

Obviously a difficult role, certainly a morally ambiguous role. So, I ask myself, “Could this kind of film be made today?”

And if it were, is there an actress who could hold such an unwieldy thing together by her sheer presence, through the movement of her lips and the tears from her eyes?

Why Anna Karina? Because her work nearly fifty years ago still seems as radically different as it does today? Because instead of the empathetic insinuation of the french “to live her life”, now we have only the infinitely banal american “sex and the city”? Is this where all the identity politics of the last four decades has gotten us?

I’m not sure. But when Anna watches the Passion of Joan of Arc – in one of Vivre’s crucial scenes – and the tears role down her face, I believe it. I believe it more than anything Carrie Bradshaw will ever tell me.

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motorcycle diaries

Michelle told me about this movie a long time ago (like 2 yrs) and i never forgot it. Whenever i saw it at the movie store, i was usually the only person who had heard about it, so i never got to see it. A couple weeks ago Desiree and i got the Blockbuster movie mail! It arrived at our door yesterday, and i must say that it was indeed fantastic. It won an Oscar for best music, and it deserved it.

It’s a quintessential “on the road” movie, so if you know anyone who likes to travel, see it with them too.


Knocked Down

I went to see Knocked Up this weekend, hoping that it would be a good film. In my opinion, it wasn’t .

After seeing the movie, I can’t say I understand why the film is getting such great reviews from nearly every major critic in the states. Sure, it had some very well-written jokes. It had a few interesting supporting characters. But a lot of Hollywood romantic comedies contain these elements – why the high praise for this particular film, I wonder?

Many will probably answer that question by elaborating on the “smart”, “fresh”, and “real” plot arc that this film supposedly contains. However, I found the storyline to be the exact antithesis of those pearly adjectives.

I’ve snipped a few comments from the web which basically sum up my feelings about the story:

This is white boy wet dream material not reality. Once you get over it being [not] ‘political’ it’s pretty funny.

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[Knocked Up] feels very real… But the point is, it’s not real: it’s your basic formulaic romantic comedy where “unintended pregnancy” takes the place of, say “dinner reservation mixup” as the “meet cute” element of a standard plot. In real life, one night stands don’t go on (that’s um, why they’re one night stands), guys rarely stick around for the accidents and women, often, get abortions when faced with the personal and professional pressures this character has. That’s why we have movies, and why they’re not real life. Let’s just not mistake one for the other too much.

I also think this reviewer at the LA Times nails it.

I really wanted to like this film, and no doubt many others will, but I won’t recommend it. I really think your two hours and seven dollars would be better spent doing something else.


Maybe a little dark

So I think my last post was a little dark…you know, that’s not me. I don’t hate anyone, I have no mortal enemies. I just don’t understand people sometimes, and I get frustrated.
I’m a compromiser, I want everyone to be happy and everyone to understand me and for me to understand them. And when that doesn’t happen I get frustrated and I loose focus.
Do you ever get the feeling that you want something to work out but you don’t know how to accomplish it? That’s how I feel. And it’s exhausting trying to just get through stuff like this.

You know, it’s funny I watched Goddard’s My Life To Live for film class, and in it, the beautiful Anna Karina has a conversation with a stranger about the nature of love and life. And this stranger philosopher talks about how when you’re young, you don’t know what you love and how you just run around making arbitrary decisions trying to figure out what you really care about and what makes you happy. I think people do that. Random arbitrary decisions to find happiness. And sometimes that randomness causes hurt.
But, the catch to the conversation is that we keep going, no matter what. The truth of life, according to the film, is to persevere, to stay interested.

If that’s true I can live with that. It’s a lot less depressing than the alternative.


amelie

what a perfect movie.

beautiful cinematography. excellent direction. a sweet story, and very well-written script. extraordinary plot, playful twists and laughter or poignant quips presented with a simple strength. and so Consistent throughout! there is no reason for disappointment.

but the indisposable magic? the stellar main character and the actress who portrayed her. Amelie is quirky, strange, smart, and attractive beyond belief. Her quick, dark smile is so real and expressive. I can’t get over it.

if i had to describe the movie in one word, it would be Delightful. absolutely delightful.


THE BEST OF 2004 a.k.a the end of the year wrap-up

Here we are again: college students in the midst of finals, high-school and middle school people at mid-year, working adults anxiously awaiting their christmas break…I’d say it’s a good time to be alive…so much to do, so much already completed, and so much to look forward to.

So, because it’s nearly the year’s end, (and I just can’t wait any longer) it’s time for this year’s installment of Jon’s End of the Year Wrap-Up

Below you will find all things good about the year 2004, including my favorite books, movies, t.v. shows, art, school, music, and of course, much more. And, as always, the final installment (yep, it’s in two parts) will conclude with my own personal top 100 things about this year. so, click on for the lists!
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the punisher

i can’t believe this movie actually made it past the script phase. i watched it last night at mercer’s “midnight movie special” for a dollar.

since it is marketed as a hardcore action movie, it is so easy to make fun of. in fact, i wish for the creators’ sake that this movie was actually supposed to be an action-comedy.

For those that don’t know, the entire concept of the character “The Punisher” began as a Marvel comic book, from the creators of Spiderman. Apparently, they took the scenes (and dialog) straight from the comic book and had live actors say them. There are two reasons that you CANNOT do this.

  1. comic book dialog is written purposely to be melodramatic. the art is intense, so the dialog has to match. most people don’t mind reading or skipping over cheesy lines and comebacks. but i just can’t get over the fact that they made real people, actors, even stars say all the unrealistic dialog, and try to pull it off as a serious movie. There is no appeal the the viewer’s intellect. the punisher is so cheesy, so horribly tastelessly cheesy, that whenever a character says one of those zinger lines after an orchestral crescendo, the whole audience just laughs. Love scenes were the worst. you could literally watch the movie on mute and just get better intensity from the visual display.
  2. When you’re going to spend a buttload of money on hiring big stars and big special effects, get a WRITER to actually WRITE something for the movie.

the directing wasn’t so bad though. this movie has gobs of gore and violence, but they somehow pulled that part off enough to make the audience squirm during some torture scenes. and the sound was killer, but that was because i wasn’t sitting in my usual spot in the theater and my acoustic experience was entirely different (i was sitting close to some speakers.)

how was the punisher? it was punishment (i know this exact word-play is going to be used in reviews of this movie everywhere).


weekend piano

well, i did most everything i wanted to do this weekend. i sent in my FAFSA, filed my taxes, designed some graphics for this website (you’ll see them within the week), studied for my test, and attempted my diff eq homework.

how bout that. first time i did it all…

it wasn’t so hard. i even saw a movie in there. Des and i saw “Miracle”, also known as, “That Hockey Movie from Disney.” It was good. i liked it. i don’t really think it’s possible to spoil anything about a movie called “Miracle”, but just be ready for a big slow buildup to lots of action. In the end, there’s nothing inherently special or wonderful about this movie. Rent it.

Here’s something miraculous: So tonight i went to check my mail in the student center. as usual, no one else was checking their mail so randomly in the evening. it was quiet. i looked around at the bulletin boards a bit. as i strolled a little further down the hall, i heard very faintly the echoes of a piano, playing Claire de Lune by Debussy. At first, i thought someone was playing on one of the old pianos in the co-op. But when i went to see who was caressing such a beautiful song out of those pianos, i found nothing but a tv stuck on commercials. i went back. It was so quiet, that when i moved a couple feet away from that very spot, i couldn’t distinguish it anymore. after surveying the hall for other spots to listen, i decided it was coming from somewhere in this building, and i will find it.
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hello, my name is david

i want to get a jump start on all my classes and prepare for them like i’ve never done before. i would make good grades and stuff if i did that. yeah. one day soon.

this weekend i played my guitar until my callouses were worn away and my fingernails eroded down to oddly-shaped nubs. sigh. where would i be without my instrument and my music. one day, after i make my good grades (or maybe while i’m making them), i will record something amazing.

also, i watched the first two Lord of The Rings. they are good. i can’t wait to see the third and final movie. good thing i have a free movie pass. all i need now is time (how typical).

i have but to wait 2 weeks until the anniversary of my birth. it’s about time, too; i feel like i’ve been nineteen since october. i should vote in the upcoming elections. but i promised myself that i wouldn’t vote unless i could actually make an informed decision. i haven’t exactly been keeping up with presidential candidates. i saw an interview with the democratic fellow. he seemed pretty cheesy. they always do.

stormy monday, here i come. i’m a comin’ to get ya.


weee

yeah so here’s what i did this weekend: slept through class on friday, woke up in time to take a shower for the first time this week, but the shower dosen’t matter anyways because as soon as i left my dorm i lit up a cig and grabbed some munchies at the Fried Food Company. so that night i partied my face off and woke up later, around 7 am, head searing with pain, my clothes smelling like a dumpster, in a strange apartment. i found my way back to campus and decided to wait till my head heals, then drive off somewhere… spontaneous-like… hmm maybe florida for a night or two? oh by the way i lost my underwear and i cannot find them, perhaps they’re somewhere under the stanky pile of 3-weeks dirty clothes. i’m running out of cigarettes, i have 37 missed calls on my cell phone, and there’s empty greasy Krystal burger containers on every flat surface in my dorm room.

no no no! that’s not me! that’s the person who lives with me! here’s what i really did:

got to class on friday to discover that i SET THE FREAKIN CURVE on my calculus II test, scoring a 101% with the curve. that night i happened to catch the opening night showing of Matrix 3 with des, using the Free movie passes that i won as a perk from working so hard at my Phonathon job. woke up at 8 am saturday morning to go run that 5-k charity race i signed up for. Scored a free t-shirt and a pretty good race time for a no-training-inactive-college-bum. talked to poppa bear on the telephone for a good hour or so. washed my clothes AND scored 2 million points in my favorite-computer-game-of-the-moment, Chicken Invaders, both before lunch. Spent the afternoon with my beautiful girlfriend. decided to go see the weekend music concert on campus, a stunning and enlightening performance by a solo Marimba player. left that concert, carried des on my back across campus to see our soccer team meet their match (1-1, double overtime) at the game while sipping on some very chocolatey hot chocolate. now, having unglued my eyes from des’ television (stuck on late-night discovery channel programming), im updating my blog and planning to look at my homework sometime within the next 24 hours.

i love the weekend.
that’s when the important things happen anyways.
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