these are probably so old. if you got more, post ‘em!

If i were an enzyme, i’d be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes!

Baby, I wish i was your Derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

here’s one i made up just now:
Hey girl, I do free body diagrams, so when we pass chemistry we can get right into physics. Yeah.

yeah mine was lame. it’s a good thing i don’t have to use pickup lines anymore. i might get clubbed with a textbook, or worse.

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